Conversion Experts In A Box – AppSumo

What I’m doing here is called a “Customer Dis-qualifier”. Watch this sneaky little trick to save people from wasting their time:

ATTENTION YOUNG SUMO-LINGS… if you answer NO to these questions, then DO NOT read this letter:

• Do you have an existing product?
• Do you have an existing website?
• Do you have traffic coming to your site?

If you answered “no” to these questions… then get the hell outta here! This won’t interest you.

(Did you see how we disqualified most people? Cool huh? Free lesson for you to copy on your own website.)

But if you answered “yes” to all those questions, then this will win your website higher conversion rates (which is just a euphemism for “MAKE YO WEBSITE MAKE MO MONEYY!”).

If you already A/B test your website to get higher conversions… GREAT. You’re already in the top percentage of websites.

….but you’re still leaving hella money on the table since you’re not doing it intelligently.

You see my Young & Dumb Sumo-ling,
Very few people know how to systematically go about conversion optimization. They just “try stuff” until something hits.

Nothing wrong with that… but there IS a formula for getting 50% (or higher) win rates on your A/B tests, and it’s all revealed here.

“But Fat Summoo… how do we know you’re telling the truth??”

Ummm… how about because Joanna Wiebe and Lance Jones are very ambitious individuals who’ve worked at the top conversion-rate-improving consulting companies and know all the secrets to systematically improving conversion rates.

They’ve done split-tests for gigantic Fortune 500 companies and for all the top marketers online.

Does THAT answer your question?

Usually, Joanna and Lance will usually cost about $250 per hour to teach you this stuff.

…but Joanna and Lance got an idea. They’ve taken all the information they give to those clients and packaged it up in a box and are selling it for WAAAYYY less than a real-life consult would cost.

Best of all, they’re giving you EXACTLY what you needa know, and not a bunch of fluffy BS you’ll get from reading a lame book or free blog posts.

Everything you need is packed into a 2-hour video course.

That means you (or your co-workers) can learn everything you need to know about doing successful split-tests that work… in TWO HOURS.

Stop reading blogs and other crap about it for free on the internet. Plunk down a few bucks and increase your conversion rates (if you’re smart, you know that even a 10% improvement can literally mean thousands of extra Monopoly-dollars in your pocket).

Inside this (imaginary) box you’ll be getting:

• Over two hours of video instruction, complete with picture-in-picture
• iPhone compatible versions of all videos
• PowerPoint slides, slide notes, and resource guide

You can learn this stuff yourself, then impress the HELL out of anyone at your company (or even steal Joanna and Lance’s ideas and start your own conversion-rate consulting company). 😉

Now this “Conversion Experts In A Box” deal won’t last for very long (I’ve heard that mannnyy times).

As the countdown timer hits zero, this deal will be gone.

So if you’ve already got a website you’re split testing (or about to start split-testing), then jump on this NOW. It’ll be like hiring some conversion consultants who’ve stolen all the secrets from other successful companies advising you.

Also get your pockets reinforced for all the extra money that will line your pockets when your conversion rates skyrocket!

Sincerely,
The Chief “My-pizza-slice-eating-conversion-rate-is-100%” Sumo

P.S. Joanna and Lance are also the creators of the best-selling “Copy Hackers” ebook, in case you’re wondering why they seem familiar.